December 2011
kingcheddarxvii:
Ever felt like such a badass artist that when you finish a piece you throw down the pencil/tablet pen and it splits the ground open and da Vinci rolls around in his grave like “DAAAAAAAMN, GURL”
2 tags
family: do you have a boyfriend?
me: no
family: why not
me:
family:
me:
family: are you a lesbian
Watch
stormcloud:
i got 99 problems and they’re all self diagnosed personality disorders
Watchjoshoohahh:
pimpingaintez:
watch it till the end
OH MY FUCKING GOD IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS
O HMY GOD THE END OMGHOMFHFG
JESUS DOIHGJDGPI
jwhuiohfoi
oh mYUF UCKING GOD
the end
THE ENDING. OH MY GOD.
always reblog. omfg.
LOL OMG THE ENDD!
oh my GOD
WHOSE ON THE TV SCREEN!?
i reblog this every single time it’s on my dash.
AMAZING! WATCH TIL THE END HAHAHAHAHAHA
BRB...
Watch
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
2 tags
HE WROTE A SONG ABOUT ME
HE WROTE A SONG ABOUT ME
HE WROTE A SONG ABOUT ME
OH MY GOD
no one: wow i really like you
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
rules of tumblr
blogsaretough:
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
call of duty
me: who do i shoot
me: where do i go
me: where am i
Watchholy CRAP
1 tag
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
scrapes:
Studies Beer at Fuqq Skool
me: oh this person has such a nice blog i hope they are cute
*/tagged/me*
*/tagged/face*
*/tagged/self*
*/tagged/myface*
*/tagged/gpoy*
-nothing-
*doesn't follow*
doctor: are you sexually active
me: what's that
girls on facebook
last day of january: february please be good to me(:
last day february: march please be good to me(:
last day of march: april please be good to me(:
last day of april: may please be good to me(:
last day of may: june please be good to me(:
last day of june: july please be good to me(:
last day of july: august please be good to me(:
last day of august: september please be good to me(:
last day of september: wAke me up when septemBer ends
last day of october: november please be good to me(:
last day of november: december please be good to me(:
last day of december: january please be good to me(:
1 tag
masturbaking:
you have 70 followers you DONT need a faq
coagulates:
i can’t tell what drake has more of
feelings or eyebrows
malesupremacist:
yelling bomb in an airport is a good way to get the party started
stormcloud:
date people with shorter names. this way, its easier to carve their name into your skin.
me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
volonta:
“None of the pictures on my blog are mine unless stated otherwise, all rights go to the rightful owners.”
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what enthic group are they