January 2010
Hmmm, some commercial just came on- “If while taking Xanax you were diagnosed with lung cancer, experienced shortness of breath, or maybe even death, you could be eligible for financial compensation.”
Am I the only one that finds it weird that they think a corpse would be watching T.V.?
Dad: That's off the chain.
Alissa: Stop.
Dad: That's off the rope.
Alissa: Stop it.
Dad: That's off the restraining device.
Alissa: Dad, I swear.
I just used google maps to find the route from my house in Mililani, Hawaii to my grandmas house in Goldbeach, Oregon and it told me to kayak 2756.4 miles across the Pacific ocean to reach my destination(;