February 2012
1 tag
4794:
2peaches:
They should make a dating site for depressed people
ur on it right now
People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
Watchkanoni:
i would like to repost this thanks
dumbpointyanimeshades:
dumbpointyanimeshades:
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Watchtumboner:
maxsoda:
fagology:
gh3tt0fabul0us:
canklequeen:
w3stcoastin:
baddest bitch in town
well OKAY GRANNIE
omfg
WHAT
LOL
WHAT
flawless bitch
this, my filipino friends, is the real definition of ”’swag””
commanderinqueef:
whenever i hear my parents get back from grocery shopping i pretend to be asleep so i don’t have to help unload them because i’m #thatbitch
saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
Anonymous asked: i like guys that know what they want
fartsack:
rum—ham:
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a champion
segregaytion:
he’s seen more shit than a war veteran
Real nigga haiku
hervacationh0me:
What? Relationship? I just wanna fuck though, girl I gotta go, peace
Anonymous asked: turn ons/ turn offs?
helldate:
i went on a nice date with a nice guy, and afterwards we went back to my place and he went down on me. i was a virgin and it was the first time anyone had ever gone down on me and i wasnt used to the sensation and the noises i was making were so stupid that i just started laughing and laughing and laughing. he got offended and stormed out.
Vegan: I'm a vegan
wontonpoop:
do you ever follow people for being hot and they pop up on your dash like a week later and youre like who the hell is this
retrded:
giuliana00:
retrded:
whenever i used to ride the bus to school no one would sit with me like literally people sat 3 to a seat when there was one next to me open im not even lying it really hurt my feelings
omg i can’t explain how hard i laughed at this
i wasnt laughing
Watchsame
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
100460:
i want to meet someone who has a lot of good ideas in their head
johnstaymoist:
i just wanna give a shout-out to my buddy george washypoo so thanks for being the reason why i don’t have school tomorrow
ivanoooze:
why shouldn’t you eat your girlfriend’s peas?
because they are herpies
